Archives for 2010

Congratulations you’ve made it to the weekend.  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users […]

Happy Thursday friends!  Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I never understood why guys always have their hands down their pants. Then last night I found myself watching TV with my hand in my bra. It finally occurred to me…when you’ve got something great, you want to hold onto […]

Can you believe the week is already half over?!?!  Welcome Wednesday into your life with these funny one liners to share with your friends… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a […]

Congratulations you survived the week and welcome to the holiday weekend!  Here are some hilarious things to laugh your way through the weekend… Funny status updates for Facebook: The most valuable contribution social networking sites have made to my life is showing me how ridiculous it was to have ever been intimidated by or feel […]

No one can deny that Thursday is awesome.  However, the upcoming Holiday weekend is clearly superior. Meanwhile these funny things will have to hold you over… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When ur humble you are confident and wise. When you Brag you are insecure and lacking. Judging from the ads that constantly besiege us, […]

Hello friends!  Great news, we’ve got some hilarious status updates, pictures, and videos for you to post to get you through “Hump” day. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Have you ever dropped something, then caught it, then dropped it again and it shatters all over the place?  Ya, that’s my life right now. A bargain […]