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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- Have you ever dropped something, then caught it, then dropped it again and it shatters all over the place? Ya, that’s my life right now.
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
- If she farts in front of your parents repeatedly just for the reaction then she’s a keeper.
- When I see someone using a payphone I always think they’re arranging the ransom drop off.
- I tried driving today without texting, eating or getting high but it was so boring I fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks, Oprah.
- I’m thankful that baby teeth are the only things that kids lose while growing up. Imagine the trauma of a nose falling off. Or a leg. “Why’s your daughter hopping around like that?” “Oh, she just lost her baby leg last night.” ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand.
- If it’s yellow, let it mellow, if it’s brown, flush it down. That leaves a wide range of colors I have no idea what to do with.
- Ever hear of Feng Shui? It’s an ancient Chinese expression which means, “Put your husband’s crap in the garage.” (From our Twitter : @FreeFunnyStuff)
- With a name like “Earl”, I’m more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding.
One of my pet peeves is women who don’t put the toilet seat back up when they’re finished.
Funny Picture to Post:
This brings a whole new meaning to the term, Anything is Possible.
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