Hilarious Weekend Funny Status Updates & More…

Congratulations you’ve made it to the weekend.  Here is what you came here for…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
  • Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
  • Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
  • I renamed my iPhone to “The Titanic”. Each time I connect it to iTunes, I see ‘The Titanic is syncing’!
  • Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?
  • If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is.
  • I bought a thong once… Put it on and I haven’t seen it since.
  • The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • Why is a boxing ring square?
  • So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
  • All men are not fools, there are still some bachelors.
  • WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a douche.
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
Cool thing to post on Facebook for the weekend: Avatarize Yourself  (from the movie Avatar)
Funny Pictures to Post:
I think we all feel that way sometimes.
Another Funny Pic to post:
Don’t party too hard this weekend!
Funny Video to Post:
Watch out for snakes, folks!  Enjoy the NFL & Entourage this weekend, guys.
Have a safe and enjoyable weekend!  See you on Monday, folks For some more awesome content throughout the weekend “like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Thanks for stopping by!