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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- I renamed my iPhone to “The Titanic”. Each time I connect it to iTunes, I see ‘The Titanic is syncing’!
Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?
If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is.
- I bought a thong once… Put it on and I haven’t seen it since.
- The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- Why is a boxing ring square?
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
All men are not fools, there are still some bachelors.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a douche.
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
Cool thing to post on Facebook for the weekend: Avatarize Yourself (from the movie Avatar)
Funny Pictures to Post:
I think we all feel that way sometimes.
Another Funny Pic to post:
Don’t party too hard this weekend!
Funny Video to Post:
Watch out for snakes, folks! Enjoy the NFL & Entourage this weekend, guys.
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