Montag ist Sehr Gut!

Happy Monday, Friends!  Laugh your way through the day with these funny things…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • I feel sorry that today’s generation will never understand the beauty of a mixed tape or the thrill of waiting by the radio all day long to record your favorite song.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25k/users that average over 5+comments & likes per status update!)
  • Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees it is old enough to know better.
  • I wish that Hallmark would make a card that says, “Sorry, what was your name again?” ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • Why do I feel so awkward about asking you for the money you owe me? You owe me. You must feel terrible.
  • Movie characters are always so badass. If they wake up mysteriously in a hospital alone and beaten up, they just rip the IV right out their arm and slip past the nurses. I would at least want to see my chart first, and maybe get some juice.
  • Nobody’s a virgin…life screws us all.
  • I’m great at remembering names. I just don’t remember which one’s yours.
  • Of course we can still be friends. Just so long as I never have to see, hear, or talk to you ever again.
  • If I can smell my water, I don’t want it.
  • Just list United States first, Scroll Down Menu. I’m quite certain no one from Afghanistan is signing up for your email alerts.
  • Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
  • Ever had something dawn on you at dusk?

I wish my car had a “thanks!” horn in addition to the “get the heck out of my way” horn it came with.

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