Can you believe the week is already half over?!?! Welcome Wednesday into your life with these funny one liners to share with your friends…
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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Walk a mile in my shoes… Then walk another mile… In fact, just keep the shoes and keep walking.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Dance like the photo’s not being tagged, Love like you’ve never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody’s following.
- What exactly is a “run for the money?” Do I have to chase the money through a field? Who gave the money feet?
It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.
I am very suspicious about joggers. It seems as if they are always the ones who find the bodies. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
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The end of summer is upon us. Soon it will be snowing!
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