The Awesome Mid-Week Updates

Can you believe the week is already half over?!?!  Welcome Wednesday into your life with these funny one liners to share with your friends…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • Walk a mile in my shoes… Then walk another mile… In fact, just keep the shoes and keep walking.
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • Dance like the photo’s not being tagged, Love like you’ve never been unfriended, Status Update like nobody’s following.
  • What exactly is a “run for the money?” Do I have to chase the money through a field? Who gave the money feet?
  • It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.

I am very suspicious about joggers. It seems as if they are always the ones who find the bodies. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)

Funny Picture to Post:

The end of summer is upon us.  Soon it will be snowing!

Funny Video to Post:


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