Thursday is Awesome.

No one can deny that Thursday is awesome.  However, the upcoming Holiday weekend is clearly superior. Meanwhile these funny things will have to hold you over…

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  • When ur humble you are confident and wise. When you Brag you are insecure and lacking.
  • Judging from the ads that constantly besiege us, I guess TV execs think that the only ones home watching TV during the day are injured at work, sick from a recalled medication, or unemployed with an abundance of gold jewelry. ツ (Want more like this one?  “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
  • I don’t know what my credit score is but I’m pretty sure I’m losing.
  • I should have been a lawyer because, really… I object to just about everything.
  • People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone.
  • I’m going back to traffic school to get my Master’s. (From our Twitter Account @FreeFunnyStuff)
  • The Baker’s motto… “It’s nice to be kneaded.”
  • Birthdays are like buses.. Never the number you want.
  • Driving on so many turnpikes is taking its toll.
I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”  (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)

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