No one can deny that Thursday is awesome. However, the upcoming Holiday weekend is clearly superior. Meanwhile these funny things will have to hold you over…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- When ur humble you are confident and wise. When you Brag you are insecure and lacking.
- Judging from the ads that constantly besiege us, I guess TV execs think that the only ones home watching TV during the day are injured at work, sick from a recalled medication, or unemployed with an abundance of gold jewelry. ツ (Want more like this one? “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily funny status updates)
- I don’t know what my credit score is but I’m pretty sure I’m losing.
- People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone.
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I’m going back to traffic school to get my Master’s. (From our Twitter Account @FreeFunnyStuff)
I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.” (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App – Over 25,000/monthly users that average 5+comments per status update!)
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Hahah funny! Come back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up Cya then! If you need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.
