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Weekend Status Updates, Shakespeare’s Facebook, & 31 Nerd Jokes
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Awkward Reporter, Smiling Dog, & Facebook Status Posts
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Dogman, Monkeying Around, & Funny Facebook Statuses
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Cat Attacks Printer, Super Cute Tiger Cub, & 18 Funny Statuses
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Funny Statuses, Dump Truck, & Woody Goes for a Ride
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