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- Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them
- Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
- That moment when you listen to a song that completely reminds you of someone you’re not supposed to be missing.
- In 2013, my first status will be “is anyone alive?” 😀
- Everything becomes 100 times louder when you aren’t trying to wake someone up.
- That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don’t know whether to put on regular clothes or pajamas. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Jumping from the last few stairs feeling really good about yourself!
- “Do me a favor?” “Does it involve me getting up?” “…Yes.” “Then no.”
- Almost 90% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep.
- Facebook chat has become quite the snitch with this “√ Seen” bullcrap.
- “Crazy” is just another name for “Someone who knows how to have fun!”
- Home, Where I can look ugly and enjoy every second of it. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- There are friends, there is family and then there are friends that become family.
Have you ever seen such an amazing haircut before?
Pretty sweet detailing job there! Now, only if they could do that to my dog. Share this amazing Camel-cut with your Facebook friends. They’re bound to appreciate the intricate design and exceptional looks!
New way to punish spiders:
That was pretty awesome 🙂 You can tell just how crazy confused and yet intrigued that little spider was. You want to know the best part of this video? No spider was harmed int he filming of it! Share this cute little trippy video with your Facebook friends and see what their thoughts are on this crazy creepy viral vid.
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