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Positive Pick Up, Dancing Old Man, & Slick Statuses
Pick the status that fits you… Slick Status Updates: That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong and they’re the problem. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa. I hate how after an argument I think about more clever stuff I could of said. LIKE if you agree. My […]
Spider Tripping, Camel Detailing, & Slick Status Updates
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