Positive Pick Up, Dancing Old Man, & Slick Statuses

Pick the status that fits you…

Slick Status Updates:

  • That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong and they’re the problem. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  • My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa.
  • I hate how after an argument I think about more clever stuff I could of said. LIKE if you agree.
  • My definition of a clean room is having a path from the door to my bed.
  • It’s impressive how little information I need on someone before I decide I don’t like them.
  • If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
  • If you think someone is staring at you: 1.Yawn 2. If they yawn, they were staring.
  • I’m not flirting, I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When I’m feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar.
  • Sometimes relationships last longer when facebook doesn’t know about them.
  • Saying “bitch” after proving your point.
  • Cupid, let’s be serious… What do you have against me!?
  • Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video?
  • Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

Pick yourself up!

Pick yourself up!

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Perhaps the funniest dancing old man video you’ll ever see:

That guy really has some amazing moves. You really need to post that to your Facebook wall because the world needs to know about this guys awesomeness.

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