Awkward Reporter, Smiling Dog, & Facebook Status Posts

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Funny Status Posts for Facebook:

  • It’s annoying when people try to tell you what YOU said.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • When you’re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
  • My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.
  • I thought that we were going out to dinner, not out to text.
  • When have the options on an automated phone system NOT recently changed?
  • The quietest person in the room has bad breath.
  • It’s extremely frustrating when you spell a word so incorrectly that even spell check isn’t able to help you out.
  • Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry.   (175+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Nothing offends a person more than telling them that they snore.
  • A lot of people tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck.
  • Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
  • I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
  • OK, I’m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9,9
  • Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook.

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Smiling Dog, Tee-hee:

Smiling dog

Now that is one happy pup! Share this dog’s lovely smile with your Facebook friends and brighten up their weekend.

Just stand very still, no one will notice you…

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Like a deer in headlights, LOL! Post this hilarious viral video to your Facebook Timeline and watch the comments & LIKEs stand-in.

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