Awkward Reporter, Smiling Dog, & Facebook Status Posts

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Funny Status Posts for Facebook:

• It’s annoying when people try to tell you what YOU said.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• When you’re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
• My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.
• I thought that we were going out to dinner, not out to text.
• When have the options on an automated phone system NOT recently changed?
• The quietest person in the room has bad breath.
• It’s extremely frustrating when you spell a word so incorrectly that even spell check isn’t able to help you out.
• Lazy rule #35: If you spill some water, it will eventually dry.   (175+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Nothing offends a person more than telling them that they snore.
• A lot of people tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck.
• Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
• OK, I’m getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9,9
• Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook.

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Smiling Dog, Tee-hee:

Now that is one happy pup! Share this dog’s lovely smile with your Facebook friends and brighten up their weekend.

Just stand very still, no one will notice you…

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Like a deer in headlights, LOL! Post this hilarious viral video to your Facebook Timeline and watch the comments & LIKEs stand-in.