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- I wish making friends didn’t involve talking to strangers.
- I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.
- The awkward moment when you attempt to tickle someone’s armpit and end up feeling the moist on your fingers.
Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
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- If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
“Doctor! Doctor! How long can a man live without a brain?” “I don’t know. How old are you?”
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Hang on Woody…
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