Funny Statuses, Dump Truck, & Woody Goes for a Ride

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If you think what I just said was offensive, you don’t want to hear the things that I stopped myself from from saying.
  • My cat’s staring at the wall again. Either she can see ghosts, or she’s mulling over past social situations she wishes she’d handled better.
  • I wish making friends didn’t involve talking to strangers.
  • I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.
  • The awkward moment when you attempt to tickle someone’s armpit and end up feeling the moist on your fingers.
  • Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.
  • If you photoshop out the wine glasses you’re left with a pic of rich white people flashing gang signs…. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
  • Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
  • “Doctor! Doctor! How long can a man live without a brain?” “I don’t know. How old are you?”
  • Apparently you shouldn’t ever answer a girl’s text message with “k.” Bad idea.
  • It’s bad luck to be superstitious. (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • When in doubt, mumble.

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Relationship Status: No one can change a person, but someone can be a person`s reason to change

Funny Picture to Post:

Everyone loves a good dump.

Who doesn’t?

Hang on Woody…

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