Cat Attacks Printer, Super Cute Tiger Cub, & 18 Funny Statuses

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  1. I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. OMG! I can levitate birds!
  3. School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you’re going to miss it when it ends.
  4. I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
  5. I’m not afraid of hard work. You can tell by the way I fight it.
  6. How do beautiful people travel? Because they certainly don’t appear to be using airports.
  7. Everyone has pretended to die infront their pets to see if they would do anything.
  8. There’s too much emphasis put on winning in life. I’m just trying for a participation ribbon.
  9. That mini heart attack when you think you’ve lost something. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 45+ LIKES in 9 minutes)
  10. How can there be self help groups?
  11. I’ll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying.
  12. My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
  13. Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too.
  14. I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?

    History will judge us thusly: They couldn’t cure cancer, but they devised 50 different kinds of Cheerios.

  15. Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
  16. Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  17. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

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Just an insanely cute Tiger cub that is all…

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Cat Attacks Printer:

LOL, The cat is just doing what we all want to do to our printer.

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