Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… 20 Great Status Updates for the Weekend: Whiskey improves with age. I improve with whiskey. I’ve probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. All I want for Christmas is you. (JK, give me wine.) Don’t judge me, Sir. You wouldn’t […]
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Pure Happiness, Being Hangry, and Best Weekend Status Updates.
Make the weekend last longer, share these… 20 Best Status Updates from this Weekend: The only reason they make yellow starbursts is for when someone asks you if they can have one of your starbursts. I should go to sleep but the Internet needs me. Mission Impossible? He’s done four of them now. Let’s call […]
Meerkat Laughing, Seems Legit, and Weekend Status Updates
Relax, pick one that fits and share these…. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them. If a girl is really beautiful I end up complimenting her like I’m 5. You’re pretty. I like your hair. Neat shoes. Are you a princess? […]
Favorite Parent, Netflix Addiction, and Party Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share these… Top 20 Party Time Status Updates: Oh, your in a relationship now? No more ‘LIKES’ for you! Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive for Christmas… I woke up in a box. If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don’t respond with Batman […]
Dem Eyes, Hold My Hand, & Weekend Status Updates
Make the weekend last, share these… Top 20 Status Updates for the Weekend: How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom. Don’t let little, stupid things break your happiness. I’m proficient in 3 languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm. That awkward moment when you’re trying not to look when someone is staring […]
Screaming Eagle, Bananas Explained, and Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Status Updates about the Weekend: I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert. Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.” Guys are like bears, if you […]