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Status Updates for the Weekend:
- The quickest way to lose all faith in humanity is to read the comments section for almost anything on the internet. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking “What the hell was I doing” ” omg embarrassing eww “
- It has never stopped surprising me how exhausting it is to do nothing all day.
- M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday
- That awkward moment when you shout out the wrong answer in class with confidence.
- Hakuna Matata > YOLO
- Best kind of laughter: Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
- I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Homeless people are just hardcore campers.
- If you still talk about it, you still care about it.
- I run slow when little kids are chasing me so they think they’re fast.
- The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he’s not the father.
- Agreeing with people so they SHUT UP!
- The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right? (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Ever feel like your pet can read your thoughts?
- It wasn’t me…. (shaggy voice)
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