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Rough Gang, Muscle Music, & Weekend Statuses
Pwn your Facebook newsfeed, share these.. Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend: Facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?” (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 191 Ratings) Karma is only a bitch, if you are. #TrueStory Oh you have Swag? …that’s cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries? […]
Good Guy Train, Best Friends, & Top 15 Status Posts.
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Dining Doggies, OMG Bubbles, and Awesome Statuses
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Boxed Kitty, Penguin Attack, & Like-able Status Posts
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Memories, Dancing Bears, & Status Post Ideas
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