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Awesome Status Posts for Facebook:
- Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – *RECENTLY UPDATED* )
- Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you.
- That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you.
- America, a country where people spend half of their money on food, and the other half on losing weight.
- Okay, calm down. Its a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!
- Zebras are just horses who escaped from prison.
- I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure. (Source: Funny Status Fan Page )
- If you had to die, this would be the best way…Clint Eastwood shooting you while Morgan Freeman narrates it.
- That awkward moment when there’s a hair in your mouth and you can’t find it so you’re just grabbing your tongue, in public.
- If you’re 13 & under & have a Facebook, that’s cheating. You gotta start from Myspace —-> Twitter —-> Facebook. Just like everybody else.
- When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to freak people out… “Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?”
- LIKE if you hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.
- Can someone please call Carly Rae Jepsen so we can be done with this already?! (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- “Losing is not an option.” Actually, it’s one of two options.
Adorable! I feel the same way when I see an amazing meal. Share this surprised awesomeness with your FB fans by putting your mouse on his head and pressing “Click Here to Share”.
Two Dogs Dining:
Yes, that is what we call a CLASSIC Viral Video right there friends. Meaning, it’s timeless and never gets old 🙂 Share the awesomeness of this two dogs dining video with your adoring Facebook friends and they’ll love you forever.
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