Make your newsfeed exciting, with these…
Great Status Updates for Facebook:
- That awkward moment when you’re talking and your gum falls out of your mouth. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – *JUST UPDATED* )
- A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others’ mistakes.
- You’re driving a car. It isn’t a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
- There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
- Deja moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
- Guys are a little like bears, if you lay very still they’ll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food.
- Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”.
- “My phone’s about to die.” is what I say 30 seconds into every phone call. Just in case! (Source: Funny Status Fan Page )
- 3 words 8 letters… say it and I’m yours… “I got food.”
- I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head, but then other person doesn’t follow the script.
- I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
- Facebook is where the nerds from highshool shine because we know how to use correct grammar, metaphors, & sarcasm correctly. And we can read.
- I hear that Brazil’s logo is about a Brazillian times better than London’s.
- You never see Michael Phelps dad cheering in the crowd… because his dad is a dolphin and that isn’t what dolphins do! (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- ____/_______o/____ Shark Week
Angry Birds on an old-school Nokia:
Ahhh, I remember those days. If only Angry Birds existed back then!
Bonus Picture: World’s Biggest Dog
Parkour Dog, is amazing:
That’s pretty phenomenal stuff right there! It seems like he can do anything. Amazing how smart dogs are 🙂 Share this awesomeness with your Facebook friends for instant likes, comments, and questions.