Memories, Dancing Bears, & Status Post Ideas

Entertain your FB friends, share these…

Status update ideas that score major likes:

• That awkward moment when you laugh so hard, your eyes water and people think you’re crying. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• There is nothing more terrifying than sneezing while driving.
• If I don’t answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn’t going to make me answer.
• Word of Advice: Don’t let Life kick your butt.
• If I want to nap for just an hour, I have a big glass of water beforehand. Alarms can be turned off, but a full bladder waits for no one.
• Sending a risky text & thinking.. “Oh god, they hate me,” if they don’t respond within 30 seconds.
• Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. It was tragic. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Sometimes I like to congratulate someone for no reason, just to watch the confused panic in their eyes.
• If I ever get arrested, I think I’ll use my one phone call to have pizza delivered.
• “You can get all A’s and still flunk life.” -Walker Percy
• Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
• 2pac + Eminem + 50 cent = 2 packs of M&M’s for 50 cents.
• Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
• Kill your haters with kindness.Gift wrap explosives. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo.

Childhood Memories:

LIKE if you remember that cartoon 🙂 Amongst many other classics! Hover your mouse cursor over that image for one-click insta-sharing on Facebook with your friends.

Dancing Bears go crazy…

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Who doesn’t enjoy dancing bears?!?! Verrryyyy funny little commercial there, probably one of the best of 2012. Share with your Facebook friends before they see it on TV.