Bill Murray, Epic Skateboarding, and Top Status Updates

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Top 20 Status Posts this Week:

  1. That awkward moment when you find out there’s going to be a Taken 2 & wonder who’d be dumb enough to kidnap his daughter again? ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  2. Saying “ew” when you hear someone’s name that you don’t like.
  3. I can’t hear you, so I’ll just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.
  4. Remember doing the “I’m thinking really hard face” when the teacher looks at you?
  5. If you LIKE this, you will yawn. #FACT
  6. Asking your best friend what you should text back.
  7. You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.
  8. Don’t lose yourself in attempt to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
  9. One does not simply drive home from McDonald’s without eating any fries.
  10. That awkward moment when you forget what you’re watching during the commercial break. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  11. 3 Most annoying Facebook pics. 1) The duck face. C’mon bro, you look constipated. 2) Pictures in the bathroom. 3) Too much editing.
  12. I hate when people only respond to the last part of your text and leave the first & middle part unanswered.
  13. I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.
  14. Longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave. -_-
  15. If things always went according to a plan…. life wouldn’t be interesting.
  16. Here’s to the kids who worry too much about stuff they shouldn’t be worrying about.
  17. Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband & wife, protect each other like brother & sister.
  18. An unoriginal joke walks into a status bar…
  19. Sometimes it’s a really tough call: block the extremely annoying person’s status updates, or keep them around, because, let’s face it: their awful personal life is entertaining.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  20. Problem: Try to tell a funny story. Start laughing uncontrollably at first word.
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MOST LIKEABLE VIDEO THIS WEEK:

Is this Skateboarding video EPIC or Funny? You decide…

That guy shreds the gnar. Share this awesomeness with your Facebook friends for instant cool points.

Bonus Video: Bad Weather Week

Have a great weekend 🙂 Stop back on Monday for more funny content!

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