More likes per share, with these….
Top 20 Status Posts this Week:
- That awkward moment when you find out there’s going to be a Taken 2 & wonder who’d be dumb enough to kidnap his daughter again? ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Saying “ew” when you hear someone’s name that you don’t like.
- I can’t hear you, so I’ll just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.
- Remember doing the “I’m thinking really hard face” when the teacher looks at you?
- If you LIKE this, you will yawn. #FACT
- Asking your best friend what you should text back.
- You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.
- Don’t lose yourself in attempt to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
- One does not simply drive home from McDonald’s without eating any fries.
- That awkward moment when you forget what you’re watching during the commercial break. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- 3 Most annoying Facebook pics. 1) The duck face. C’mon bro, you look constipated. 2) Pictures in the bathroom. 3) Too much editing.
- I hate when people only respond to the last part of your text and leave the first & middle part unanswered.
- I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.
- Longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave. -_-
- If things always went according to a plan…. life wouldn’t be interesting.
- Here’s to the kids who worry too much about stuff they shouldn’t be worrying about.
- Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband & wife, protect each other like brother & sister.
- An unoriginal joke walks into a status bar…
- Sometimes it’s a really tough call: block the extremely annoying person’s status updates, or keep them around, because, let’s face it: their awful personal life is entertaining. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Problem: Try to tell a funny story. Start laughing uncontrollably at first word.
Everybody loves Bill Murray:
How epic would that be if that happened to you? Share this picture on Facebook and you’re in for guaranteed likes & comments galore.
MOST LIKEABLE VIDEO THIS WEEK:
Is this Skateboarding video EPIC or Funny? You decide…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYSr-Sft4Zk[/youtube]
That guy shreds the gnar. Share this awesomeness with your Facebook friends for instant cool points.
Bonus Video: Bad Weather Week
Have a great weekend 🙂 Stop back on Monday for more funny content!
