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You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
I wish Beyonce and Jay-Z would get onstage and hold their baby to the world, like Mufasa did in the Lion King.
That awkward moment when you wake up from a 5-minute nap and have no idea what day or month or year it is.
Most girls: “I hangout with guys, there’s less drama.” Me: “I hangout by myself. There’s no drama & I don’t have to wear pants.”
Are “Regular Oven” instructions on Hot Pockets really necessary?
I hope Jessica Biel names her first kid Batmo. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
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Kindness and a good heart are the underlying foundation for success in this life and making progress on the spiritual path.
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
Google: “I have everything!” Facebook: “I know everybody!” Internet: “Without me, you’re nothing.” Electricity: “Keep talking retards.”
LIKE if you hate it when someone comes in your room and leaves the door open.
3 rules in Relationships: Don’t lie, Don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.
Zack and Cody graduated, Andy gave away his toys, Hannah told her secret, Phil went back to the future. My childhood is officially over. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
No Calls ? I Understand . No Text ? I Understand , But When You See Me With Someone Else Please Understand .