Tennis Advice, Cuteness Puppy, & Great Status Updates

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  • You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy. ( Funny Status iPhone App   ★★★★★)
  • I wish Beyonce and Jay-Z would get onstage and hold their baby to the world, like Mufasa did in the Lion King.
  • That awkward moment when you wake up from a 5-minute nap and have no idea what day or month or year it is.
  • Most girls: “I hangout with guys, there’s less drama.” Me: “I hangout by myself. There’s no drama & I don’t have to wear pants.”
  • Are “Regular Oven” instructions on Hot Pockets really necessary?
  • I hope Jessica Biel names her first kid Batmo. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
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  • Kindness and a good heart are the underlying foundation for success in this life and making progress on the spiritual path.
  • That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
  • Google: “I have everything!” Facebook: “I know everybody!” Internet: “Without me, you’re nothing.” Electricity: “Keep talking retards.”
  • LIKE if you hate it when someone comes in your room and leaves the door open.
  • 3 rules in Relationships: Don’t lie, Don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.
  • Zack and Cody graduated, Andy gave away his toys, Hannah told her secret, Phil went back to the future. My childhood is officially over.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • No Calls ? I Understand . No Text ? I Understand , But When You See Me With Someone Else Please Understand .

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Cute puppy making a run for it…

Cute Puppy Picture

What a cute little fella! Share this cuteness with your Facebook fans for likes, comment karma, and good times in general.

Sometimes you’ve gotta listen to the crowd…

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Well done, shouting man, your advice was listened to and it worked 🙂 Share this awesomeness with your Facebook friends for insta-likes and comments.

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