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Define: Irony

May 15, 2016 by FunnyStatus Team

Source: memecenter.com

Woke Up Motivated, 20 Funny Statuses, Simon Pegg Pranks Twitter

October 19, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

woke up motivated to do my job today and it's gone south park

Woke Up Motivated… Like dust in the wind.. 20 Funny Statuses: That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in forever. Just moisturized my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help. My house has really let itself go. like wearing glasses […]

Facebook Trolling, Spill-Proof Beer, & Great Status Posts

March 13, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

We’ve got something for everyone… Great Facebook Status Posts: Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but […]

Dog wears Pants, Baby Sloth, & Funny Statuses

December 27, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local celebrity share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I can read Spanish, German, Italian, and French…so long as it’s written in English. Only a few more days until those “yo, 2012 is about to be my […]

Hello Bear, MailCat & Statuses that get LIKEs

December 13, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Share these awesome… Status Updates that get LIKEs: That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) I hate it when people are at your house and ask, “Hey do you have a bathroom?” Nooooo not at all, we all dump in the yard. All bad […]

Unexpected Pranking, Super Meme, & Funny Statuses

September 21, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs post these… Funny Facebook Status Updates: I reserve the right to judge you for doing things that I also do.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) That mini heart attack when you can’t feel your phone in your pocket! When I have children I’m going to make them watch the movie […]

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