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Woke Up Motivated, 20 Funny Statuses, Simon Pegg Pranks Twitter
Woke Up Motivated… Like dust in the wind.. 20 Funny Statuses: That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn’t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn’t brushed her teeth in forever. Just moisturized my hands and now I can’t get out of the bathroom. Send help. My house has really let itself go. like wearing glasses […]
Facebook Trolling, Spill-Proof Beer, & Great Status Posts
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Dog wears Pants, Baby Sloth, & Funny Statuses
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Hello Bear, MailCat & Statuses that get LIKEs
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Unexpected Pranking, Super Meme, & Funny Statuses
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