Dog wears Pants, Baby Sloth, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I can read Spanish, German, Italian, and French…so long as it’s written in English.
  • Only a few more days until those “yo, 2012 is about to be my year” status updates..
  • Hey mom?” “WHAT!?” “Nevermind you`re not in a good mood.
  • Facebook : Posting 100’s of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100’s of tweets in a day = NORMAL.
  • It’s almost 2012 and we’re not driving dragons? The future sickens me.
  • Some people don’t poop, crap just comes out of their mouth 24/7. (91+Likes in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
  • People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.
  • ☑ Eat ☑ Sleep ☑ Facebook ☑ YouTube ☑ Twitter
  • I vow to only drink on days ending in the letter “Y”.
  • A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
  • You never hear skinny people saying, “I’m just small boned.”
  • Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
  • Facebook poking started in prison.
  • That awkward moment when you finish a good book / TV series and you have to face the reality of your boring life.
  • To all vegetarians, although I love you dearly, my food poops on your food. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Learn to appreciate what you HAVE…Before time forces you to appreciate what you HAD.

Baby Sloth is adorable…

Baby Sloth

Baby Sloth got a great little Christmas Present. Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this cute little guy 🙂

Amazing Dog Gives Pants a try:


LOL, that was ah-mah-zing! Post on your Facebook wall and watch the comments & LIKEs roll in.

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