Hello Bear, MailCat & Statuses that get LIKEs

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Status Updates that get LIKEs:

  • That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I hate it when people are at your house and ask, “Hey do you have a bathroom?” Nooooo not at all, we all dump in the yard.
  • All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • I can tell I really must like a TV show if I’m not messing around on my phone or laptop while I’m watching it.
  • People who first meet me think I’m quiet. But people who have known me for a long time wish I was.
  • I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
  • There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego (202+Likes in 11 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Ambulances and women have a lot in common… they both make a ton of noise to let you know they are coming!
  • The awkward moment when you look over at the car next to you and someone is already staring at you.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.
  • I should be a garbage collector because I’m apparently really good at picking up trash.
  • Universal truth: Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
  • That AWSOME moment when you kill all the pigs with one bird.
  • I stay up all night and regret it in the morning.
  • A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓Everyday I’m shuffling.

Cat is just sending some gifts for the holidays…

Shipping Cat

LOL! Share that with your Facebook friends and see what they think of those two little troublemakers 🙂

Bear just wants to say HELLO:


Why is that fence so small!?!? Scary but, hilarious at the same time. Post that LIKE-magnet on your FB wall and watch the comments fly in.

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