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- I should be a garbage collector because I’m apparently really good at picking up trash.
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Cat is just sending some gifts for the holidays…
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Bear just wants to say HELLO:
Why is that fence so small!?!? Scary but, hilarious at the same time. Post that LIKE-magnet on your FB wall and watch the comments fly in.
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