Facebook Trolling, Spill-Proof Beer, & Great Status Posts

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Great Facebook Status Posts:

  • Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other.
  • No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.
  • Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle.
  • Remember Hey Arnold? RugRats? CatDog? RocketPower? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?… when Nickelodeon made sense.
  • I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
  • Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.
  • When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting.  (222+LIKEs in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99.
  • I imagine a future where every Sunday, instead of going to church, we all meet up to do science for an hour.
  • You can only fight so much for a relationship until eventually you just give up.
  • I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
  • I can’t hear you, so I’ll just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Best friends have conversations impossibIe to understand by other people.

Trolling on Facebook:

Step 1. Post this Picture…

Facebook Trolling

Step 2: Watch the LIKEs come in!

Step 3: Well done, you’ve just successfully trolled your Facebook Friends into LIKING your Picture 🙂

Ladies & Gentlemen, we’ve done it… The Spill proof beer:

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Talk about a viral video! Well done weird euro-beer. Share this on your FB Wall for some instant like-ability.

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