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- Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other.
- No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.
- Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle.
- Remember Hey Arnold? RugRats? CatDog? RocketPower? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?… when Nickelodeon made sense.
- I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
- Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.
- When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting. (222+LIKEs in 12 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99.
- I imagine a future where every Sunday, instead of going to church, we all meet up to do science for an hour.
- You can only fight so much for a relationship until eventually you just give up.
- I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
- I can’t hear you, so I’ll just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Best friends have conversations impossibIe to understand by other people.
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