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- I reserve the right to judge you for doing things that I also do. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
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That mini heart attack when you can’t feel your phone in your pocket!
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When I have children I’m going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that.
- I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
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Spongebob: “Can you hear me?” Patrick: “No, It’s too dark.”
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I’m A Smart Person….I just do stupid things.
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Girls fall in love with what they hear, boys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear makeup, and boys lie. (148+Likes in 15minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
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I’m pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is Lil Wayne’s real mother..
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EGSG «—- Scrambled eggs.
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Sometimes I wonder if teachers gossip about students in the break room.
- I don’t think I’ve ever heard a car alarm go off for a legit reason..
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“OMG ARE YOU OK!?” ‘Oh yeah I’m fine, I Just like bleeding for fun.’
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Don’t you hate it when people just randomly tag u in their Facebook post!?
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I’m really a very persuasive person. I can convince myself of anything.
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Those really long car rides with your family and you just blast your iPod, look out the window, and block out the world.
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I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted. (VIA Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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When it comes to affairs of the heart, I try to avoid EMTs, electric paddles and the word “CLEAR!”
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