Get over hump day, share one of these.. 20 Silly Status Updates: Home. Where I can look ugly and enjoy it. Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout. I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of […]
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Kitty Reflexes, Summertime, and Silly Status Updates
AT least one of these will make you laugh, guaranteed… 20 Silly Facebook Status Updates: Depresso; the feeling you get when you’ve run out of coffee. SCIENCE FACT if you close your eyes you won’t be able to see People are always much more interesting before you get to know them. My cat just graduated […]
Captain Planet, Pop Tart Bandit, and Silly Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Top 20 Silly Status Posts: We all have a shirt that we like wearing too much. Inspiration: nobody else knows what the hell they’re doing either. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. Today’s revelation..if you say “beer can” with a British accent, you’re also saying […]
Fastest Squirrel, Baby Clydesdale, & Silly Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Status Updates Love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely. Walk up in the club like “what’s the wifi password here?” Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves. It’s amazing how quickly we forget the lessons […]
Tibetan Mastiff, Cat Waves At Himself, and Silly Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Status Updates: You can’t have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight. How do some people manage to sit on it and talk out of it at the same time? Watching Netflix before going to bed is the adult equivalent of […]
Awesome Roller-Suit, Strawberry Kitty, and Silly Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses: That weird awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence. Yawn, Yawn, Yawn, YAWN, YAWN, YAWN, LIKE if you Yawned. I’m not going to […]