Get more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: My bed likes me. It doesn’t let me go in the morning. I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time. Gotta admire people who drive with one hand holding on to a […]
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Best Gift Reaction, Smart Dog, and Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Was visited by 3 spirits last night. Vodka, rum and gin. “That’s nice dear.” -Grandmas version of “cool story bro.” I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New […]
Best Pals, Dog Brings Cat Inside, and Hilarious Statuses
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Howling Puppy, Cat Thumbs, & Hilarious Statuses
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Dancing Zebra, Plastic Utensil Art, & Funny Statuses
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15 Awesome Status Updates for Facebook!
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