Dancing Zebra, Plastic Utensil Art, & Funny Statuses

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  • 2010: Doodle Jump.. 2011: Angry Birds.. 2012: Temple Run..
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  • Pack of gum, 10 chances to turn an enemy into a friend.
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  • For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.

Made entirely of Plastic Utensils:

Plastic Utensils Sculpture

How incredible is that?!?! Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of that fantastic display of creativity. (VIA: IMGUR)

Never met a Zebra who could dance like this before…


Can you bust a move like that Zebra? Post to your FB wall and watch the LIKEs/Comments dance right in.

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