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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
- If your significant other claims they never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- The traffic light always turns green right as I’m picking up my phone.
- Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
- There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
- May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
- “Can I use your phone to call my mom?” “Yeah, just hit redial….”
- That annoying person who always tries to destroy your logic on your Facebook statuses because they think they’re smarter than you. (194+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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- Admit It. You talk to yourself, everyone does.
- 2010: Doodle Jump.. 2011: Angry Birds.. 2012: Temple Run..
- Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
- It’s 2012 and we’re not driving dinosaurs? The future sickens me…
- Pack of gum, 10 chances to turn an enemy into a friend.
- All generalizations are false, including this one. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.
Made entirely of Plastic Utensils:
How incredible is that?!?! Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of that fantastic display of creativity. (VIA: IMGUR)
Never met a Zebra who could dance like this before…
Can you bust a move like that Zebra? Post to your FB wall and watch the LIKEs/Comments dance right in.