Dancing Zebra, Plastic Utensil Art, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• If your significant other claims they never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• The traffic light always turns green right as I’m picking up my phone.
• Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
• There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
• May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
• “Can I use your phone to call my mom?” “Yeah, just hit redial….”
• That annoying person who always tries to destroy your logic on your Facebook statuses because they think they’re smarter than you.  (194+LIKEs in 7 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
• ██████ ██████ ████████ ██ ████ ██ ████ █████████ This status update has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed.
• Admit It. You talk to yourself, everyone does.
• 2010: Doodle Jump.. 2011: Angry Birds.. 2012: Temple Run..
• Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.
• It’s 2012 and we’re not driving dinosaurs? The future sickens me…
• Pack of gum, 10 chances to turn an enemy into a friend.
• All generalizations are false, including this one. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.

Made entirely of Plastic Utensils:

How incredible is that?!?! Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of that fantastic display of creativity. (VIA: IMGUR)

Never met a Zebra who could dance like this before…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fljKx9nvrL4[/youtube]

Can you bust a move like that Zebra? Post to your FB wall and watch the LIKEs/Comments dance right in.