Happy Monday! Make all your FB Friends comment and like on your statuses by posting these…
Funny Facebook Status updates:
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I wish that Hallmark would make a card that says, “Sorry, what was your name again?” (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
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My wife and I are getting along great at the moment. She’s not home.
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He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like. He’s the most interesting man in the world!
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
- Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched “ninjas”. The computer told me “Ninjas cannot be found”. Well played, ninjas, well played. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- HUMBLE AND PROUD OF IT!
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Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, knows about you.
- We are shaped by what we love, especially dessert.
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The wife and I just got divorced. We split the house. I got the outside.
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This is a day for firm decisions ! …Or is it ?
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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
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Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchuks, no one’s eating fish ever again. (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
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Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
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Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to.
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Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Funny Picture to Post:
Poor father :/
Funny Video to Post:
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Love us some FreddieW!
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