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Facebook MEH Button, Epic JetPack FAIL, & 17 Funny Status Updates
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Awesome Status Updates about Life & Love!
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LOL Dog, How to Deactivate a Cat, and 14 Funny Statuses
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Underwater Doggie, Thriller Kid, & Funny Statuses
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Super Dog Video, Funny Statuses, & o.O Kitty
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