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- The best things in life are free……for the first 90 days.
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Everyone hits a brick wall now and then, the trick is not to do it with your head.
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Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, 9 out of 10 people couldn’t start a conversation.
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I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.
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I need to either get a new air conditioner or move into my refrigerator.
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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 20 minutes)
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On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was… surrounded by trees and bushes.
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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The local county fair is so expensive that it should be called the unfair.
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Responsible. Who wants to be responsible? Whenever anything bad happens, it’s always “Who’s responsible for this?”
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.
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When in doubt, mumble.
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Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.
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Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- I’m so clever that sometimes, even I can’t figure out what I’m doing.
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