Facebook MEH Button, Epic JetPack FAIL, & 17 Funny Status Updates

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Funny Status Updates:

  1. Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass.  Assign to your phone contacts; it’ll look like they’re trapped inside your phone. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. The best things in life are free……for the first 90 days.
  3. Everyone hits a brick wall now and then, the trick is not to do it with your head.
  4. Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, 9 out of 10 people couldn’t start a conversation.
  5. I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.
  6. I need to either get a new air conditioner or move into my refrigerator.
  7. Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 20 minutes)
  8. On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was… surrounded by trees and bushes.
  9. I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
  10. The local county fair is so expensive that it should be called the unfair.
  11. Responsible. Who wants to be responsible? Whenever anything bad happens, it’s always “Who’s responsible for this?”
  12. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.
  13. When in doubt, mumble.
  14. Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.
  15. Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway. (Our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  16. I’m so clever that sometimes, even I can’t figure out what I’m doing.

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