Super Dog Video, Funny Statuses, & o.O Kitty

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  • Without Facebook,  I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.
  • “Hey, it’s been 6 seconds. Check your phone again.” (my brain)
  • I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow.
  • Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullcrap!
  • If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we’d find them in about 15 minutes. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 40minutes)
  • It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • Don’t worry guys, Casey Anthony will eventually go to jail for stealing back her sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Let’s just ride this out.
  • Indian restaurants should serve tums as an appetizer.
  • 94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, “I suck at parallel parking.”
  • There are three kinds of lies… Lies, Damned Lies and Status Updates.
  • Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
  • Anatomy is something everyone has, it just looks better on a girl.
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  • I’m not in favor of student loans. I think people should get their own student.

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Funny Picture to Post:


Super Dog:


Talk about a Great Catch! Post that one to FB and watch the Likes & Comments roll in!

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