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Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.
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If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we’d find them in about 15 minutes. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 40minutes)
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It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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Don’t worry guys, Casey Anthony will eventually go to jail for stealing back her sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Let’s just ride this out.
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Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
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Anatomy is something everyone has, it just looks better on a girl.
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Hide & Seek: Spring Training for stalkers. (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- I’m not in favor of student loans. I think people should get their own student.
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Funny Picture to Post:
Super Dog:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z725kzkp7d8[/youtube]
Talk about a Great Catch! Post that one to FB and watch the Likes & Comments roll in!
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