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Facebook Skype: now married people can cheat via Skype while watering their crops on FarmVille.
- “Hey, it’s been 6 seconds. Check your phone again.” (my brain)
- I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow.
- Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullcrap!
If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we’d find them in about 15 minutes. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page , 100+ LIKES in 40minutes)
It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Don’t worry guys, Casey Anthony will eventually go to jail for stealing back her sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Let’s just ride this out.
- Indian restaurants should serve tums as an appetizer.
- 94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, “I suck at parallel parking.”
- There are three kinds of lies… Lies, Damned Lies and Status Updates.
Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
Anatomy is something everyone has, it just looks better on a girl.
Hide & Seek: Spring Training for stalkers. (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
- I’m not in favor of student loans. I think people should get their own student.
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