Trust Fall! Share if you’ve ever had a friend trust fall on you! 20 Funny Statuses: Dear Facebook, Please stop asking me what’s on my mind. I’m gonna get myself in trouble if I keep spilling my guts to you. My dreams are bigger than my wallet, but I’ll find a way I didn’t say […]
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Funny Statuses, PassWord Hint, Anchor Man WhipNae Nae
20 Funny Statuses: Post one of theses as your status and have all of your friends laughing along! I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping. Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know…like Thursday. Sometimes I don’t even know […]
Wednesday’s Top 20 Status Updates and A Cute Cat Begging.
Get over hump day, share one of these.. Wednesday’s Top 20 Status Updates: Fear the man wearing velcro strapped sandals, for he has nothing left to lose. It’s amazing how 3 minutes with the wrong person feels like an eternity, yet 3 hours with the right one, feels like only a moment. How easily you’re […]
Funny Statuses, Fluffy Cow, & Baby & Husky Talk
The best on Facebook this week… Top 20 Funny Statuses: Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of it back in 70 years. Don’t grow up….it’s a trap! “I saw that.” -Karma You had me at “let’s get some coffee.” Rules for […]
Pug Scolding, Best Friends,& Funny Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything. I hate it when I meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude. I’ve […]
Car Backflip, Aladdin, and 20 Funny Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Top 20 Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in my way. If your not passionate about what you do, then there is no point of doing it at all. The worst thing […]