The best on Facebook this week…
Top 20 Funny Statuses:
- Teach your kids about taxes and social security by taking 30% of their Halloween candy and promising to give part of it back in 70 years.
- Don’t grow up….it’s a trap!
- “I saw that.” -Karma
- You had me at “let’s get some coffee.”
- Rules for texting a girl:
1. Don’t take 40 minutes to reply.
2. Use good grammar.
3. Ask Questions.
4. Use the 🙂 face.
- My talent is being wasted, if that counts as a talent.
- So when the zombie apocalypse finally happens, I’m moving to Washington D.C. I figure the lack of brains there will keep the undead masses away.
- The awkward moment when you’re eating dinner at someone else’s house and you don’t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.
- I think the elderly should retake their driver’s test after a certain age.
- Why didn’t the man buy the Velcro shoes?
They were a ripoff.
- I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal.
- Want to know if you’re in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it’s over. You’re welcome.
- Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
- Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
- If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
- I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
- I have just painted a blue square on the garden to trick people viewing Google Earth into thinking I have a swimming pool!!
- If you are someone who insists on talking on the phone rather than texting, I’m sorry but, we can’t be friends.
- ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ I ¡¡ʎǝɥ
- Snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.
A Fluffy Cow:
What did you expect? We said Fluffy Cow and we delivered a Fluffy Cow!
Baby & Husky Have a Deep Talk
So CUTE! That’s a must share!