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20 Laugh-Tastic Facebook Statuses:
- Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
- I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents.
- Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I’m deleting evidence.
- I hope Karma smacks some people before I do.
- I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible…but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell!
- Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
- Sometimes there just isn’t a right side of the bed.
- Life is tough, get a dog.
- It’s amazing how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.
- It is now day 15 of the shutdown. Since the national parks are closed, nobody is monitoring the cougars so please put a leash on your mom.
- When going on a roller coaster bring nuts and bolts, lean to the person in front and say… “Woah dude, these came out of your seat!”
- Choose your friends carefully, They are the one who tag you in photos.
- Me: You’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.
Her: You just want to have sex with me.
Me: And you’re smart too, I like that.
- First thing I do when I realize I’m lost…turn the radio down.
- Tripping over an object, then verbally abusing it.
- Music always helps, no matter what you’re going through.
- The only reason nice guys finish last is because they’re holding the door for everyone else.
- When picking a ringtone, ask yourself: “How embarrassed will I be when this rings?
- Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
- Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly…on a broomstick. We’re flexible that way.
Raccoon in a Tuxedo…
He’s a Fancy one!
Student Brings Typewriter to Class:
Going old school! All kidding aside that was pretty funny, share if you’d like.