Pug Scolding, Best Friends,& Funny Statuses

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Funny Statuses for Facebook:

  1. If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
  2. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
  3. I hate it when I meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude.
  4. I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
  5. I don’t know who or what is doing it, but one day I will find the thing that continues to steal one sock and destroy it.
  6. Take your time, think alot. Think of everything you’ve got. For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
  7. Have you ever wanted to ask a question but you didn’t because you knew in your heart that you wouldnt be able to handle the answer?
  8. Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
  9. I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between.
  10. Have you ever sneezed so hard you think you opened a portal to a different dimension?
  11. Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside.
  12. I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have.
  13. Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you’re happy rather than explain why you’re not.
  14. I suppose giving the middle finger would be unprofessional…
  15. My super power is to slap people upside the head when they need it most. No need to thank me. Just doing my job.
  16. I’m just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
  17. Don’t get me wrong. I totally hear what you’re saying…I just don’t care.
  18. You’ve just gotta love that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
  19. Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.
  20. If you’re so much better than the leading brand then why are you not the leading brand?

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This Best Friends Pun is awesome:

Best Friends Pun

Agreed! These two little guys got it right 🙂 LIKE or Share this post if you feel the same way.

Pug gets Scolded, Takes it rough…

Dawwww, he’s just ready to become a better puppy. Share if you thought that was cute!

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