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Funny Statuses for Facebook:
- If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
- A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
- I hate it when I meow at cats and they dont meow back. Unbelievably rude.
- I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
- I don’t know who or what is doing it, but one day I will find the thing that continues to steal one sock and destroy it.
- Take your time, think alot. Think of everything you’ve got. For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
- Have you ever wanted to ask a question but you didn’t because you knew in your heart that you wouldnt be able to handle the answer?
- Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
- I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between.
- Have you ever sneezed so hard you think you opened a portal to a different dimension?
- Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside.
- I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have.
- Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you’re happy rather than explain why you’re not.
- I suppose giving the middle finger would be unprofessional…
- My super power is to slap people upside the head when they need it most. No need to thank me. Just doing my job.
- I’m just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
- Don’t get me wrong. I totally hear what you’re saying…I just don’t care.
- You’ve just gotta love that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
- Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.
- If you’re so much better than the leading brand then why are you not the leading brand?
This Best Friends Pun is awesome:
Agreed! These two little guys got it right 🙂 LIKE or Share this post if you feel the same way.
Pug gets Scolded, Takes it rough…
Dawwww, he’s just ready to become a better puppy. Share if you thought that was cute!