Welcome back friends! Here is what you came here for… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks trucks in the winter? On tv shows whenever someone gets audited, they […]
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Tuesdays Funny Statuses
Make your Tuesday a little bit funnier by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps. Guys, it’s time to start working […]
What is Up Wednesday!
Snowed in? No problem, we’ll tell you what is up this Wednesday. These are what’s up… Funny Status Updates on Facebook: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. (From our recently updated: 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iOS App) Go sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all […]
Turn your Tuesday on with these Funny Status Updates!
Tuesday Sucks! On a lighter note here are some… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) The fine print on all insurance policies states; “This policy is void in case of a claim.” […]
Make Monday Count by posting these funny statuses…
Welcome back friends! Hope you had a wonderful weekend. Seems like we had a lot of people Addicted to Facebook in our quiz yesterday. Continue your addiction by making your Facebook friends laugh by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit […]
Funny Statuses for the Weekend
Relax! It’s the weekend! Make your friends chuckle with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I live every day like it’s my first. There’s a lot of crying and sleeping involved. Facebook. Where people you don’t […]