Snowed in? No problem, we’ll tell you what is up this Wednesday. These are what’s up…
Funny Status Updates on Facebook:
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. (From our recently updated: 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iOS App)
Go sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here.
- I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take.
- Disney World Rule: Children under the age of 12 must be accompanied by money.
- What does my calendar look like? Let me check. It has a bunch of bloody numbers on it and no space for you.
- The early bird gets the worm. But the rest of the birds can get McGriddles until 10:30.
- Fact of the day: A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes. ツ ( “Like” our Funny Status Update Fan Page for daily Funny Status Updates)
- If I can be of any help, then you’re in worse shape than I thought.
- Cheerfulness is contagious; Be immunized today.
- After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it’s true calling: helping people wink online. 😉
- I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime. (From our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- If you correct my grammar, you better believe I will watch you like a hawk until I repay the favor.
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Too much or not enough?
Bonus Funny Pic:
That is for all of you who have the current ‘bug’ going around!
Funny Video to Post:
You know some Facebook Creepers? Post this on their Wall, or post it on yours and tag them with the @Name.