Welcome back! Let’s start you off with some hilarious ”Monday Related” Funny Statuses to get the week going: Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed & the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Mondays aren’t […]
Funny Statuses
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Welcome back! You know the place to get the goods. But, shhhhhh it’s a secret club. Don’t go blabbin’ to your friends about us, that means you! We can’t have everyone having witty statuses. Now post these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From […]
Happy Tuesday, Get Likes and Comments by Posting Our Funny Statuses!
Welcome back ! Feel free to “Borrow” our funny statues for your Facebook fans enjoyment! There is something for everybody with these… Awesome Statuses: Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Z is the last letter in the alphabet because […]
Easy way to get comments and likes from your Facebook Friends.
Monday is typically so boring, make it exciting with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. Does this […]
Funniest Statuses for the Weekend!
The world famous weekend wrap -up is here and we’ve got something for everyone. Share our statuses with some good friends and you’ll get some guaranteed laughs! The Best Status Updates for this Weekend: I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status […]
Rockin’ Statuses for Everybody!
Welcome back! Make your friends laugh this Tuesday by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right? I’m not fat, I’m hard to kidnap. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) According to the “you snooze you lose” principle insomnia makes us winners. Things look ‘a whole […]