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One Liner Status Updates that will get you LIKES!

April 5, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Hey there! Do you enjoy being the Funniest person on Facebook?  Good because we’re going to help you stay that way! Get tons of LIKES and COMMENTS by posting these…. Funny One Liner Statuses: Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Didn’t support the troops, saw […]

Funniest Facebook Status Updates

April 4, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

True. We’ve got the funniest status updates in all of the land! Make yourself the local Facebook celebrity by posting these instant classics… Funny Statuses: Why aren’t there adult-sized playgrounds? (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be […]

Rock Solid Statuses That Will Get You LIKES Everytime!

March 29, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Do you enjoy being the local Facebook CELEBRITY?  Post these Witty Statuses and you’ll be golden… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When Facebook starts showing how many times you’ve visited someone’s profile, we’re all screwed. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) One of those people out there with FB Privacy enabled […]

Funny Statuses for Monday!

March 28, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet!!  Aw shucks, make this week fly by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: People better watch their p’s & q’s before I start handing out f’s and u’s! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Thanks to Facebook, I now know what […]

HUGE Mid Week Status Boost!

March 16, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get tons of comments & likes this Wednesday by posting these… Funny Statuses: Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) I want my children to have the things I never had. Then, I want to move in with them. […]

Hilarious Statuses that will leave them begging for more!

March 8, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Been visiting our page for awhile now?  Funniest person on Facebook?  Don’t worry, we got you covered, post these and watch the comments/likes fly… Funny Statuses: It’s going to be weird still checking Facebook when I’m 70. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) A zombie boyfriend will love you for your […]

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