Hilarious Statuses that will leave them begging for more!

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Funny Statuses:

  • It’s going to be weird still checking Facebook when I’m 70. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • A zombie boyfriend will love you for your brain and not your body.
  • Marriage is about give and take. You better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
  • My favorite yoga position is Downward-Facing Nap.
  • Heard the geese start to return this morning. I just hope they don’t go overboard on Facebook with pictures from their vacation.
  • Everyone brings joy to my life. Some when they enter it and some when they leave it.
  • If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn’t be at your funeral because I would be in jail for killing the person that killed you.
  • Facebook is a substitute for real human interaction, which explains its popularity. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???
  • I keep forgetting the “o” part of “Hello.” My boss is NOT happy with the way I’ve been answering his phone.
  • You should never trust a person as far as you can throw them. Needless to say, I trust the heck out of babies.
  • Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before.
  • Man you’re old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I live in constant fear of dropping my iPhone

Facebook Profile Pic of the Day:

The Internet. Ruining your childhood one picture at a time.

The Internet. Ruining your childhood one picture at a time.

Funny Video for your wall:

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I know, I know, Charlie Sheen is getting old fast.  But, you gotta admit that one was good!  Don’t believe me?  Post it on your FB Wall and watch the reactions roll in.

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