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Baby Shark, Clark Kent’s Close Call, & Funny Statuses
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Funny Statuses + Police Dogs + Beer = Ruh Roh!
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Funny Statuses, Baby Body Builder, & College Baseball Jousting
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12 Awesome Statuses for Tuesday
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