Funny Statuses, Baby Body Builder, & College Baseball Jousting

Make your Facebook Friends have no choice but to comment and like you by posting these…

Funny Status Updates:

  • You’d think that after all these years of practice, I’d be good at waking up by now. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.
  • Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we’ve got.
  • I work for a living, I don’t live for working.
  • Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  • I only make mental bets. And, coincidentally, I’ve lost my mind.
  • Facebook REALLY needs a ‘No one cares’ button..
  • People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who’d rather quit and go drink.
  • If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it’s about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Girl: I`m jealous. Boy: Don`t be jealous,baby.. Girl: Why? Boy: `Cause you have something that they don`t. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
  • Just when you think you’ve finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
  • You have two options, Be mine or make me yours see I am giving you two choices!!!
  • “A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.” – Bill Cosby (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
  • The only reason nice guys finish last is because they’re holding the door for everyone else.

Funny Picture to Post:

Baby Body Builder

Baby Body Builder! Post that on your FB wall and watch the comments roll in!

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