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Funny Status Updates:
- You’d think that after all these years of practice, I’d be good at waking up by now. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.
Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we’ve got.
I work for a living, I don’t live for working.
Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
I only make mental bets. And, coincidentally, I’ve lost my mind.
- Facebook REALLY needs a ‘No one cares’ button..
- People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who’d rather quit and go drink.
- If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it’s about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
Girl: I`m jealous. Boy: Don`t be jealous,baby.. Girl: Why? Boy: `Cause you have something that they don`t. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
Just when you think you’ve finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
- You have two options, Be mine or make me yours see I am giving you two choices!!!
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.” – Bill Cosby (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- The only reason nice guys finish last is because they’re holding the door for everyone else.
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Baby Body Builder! Post that on your FB wall and watch the comments roll in!
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