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Funny Status Updates:
- You’d think that after all these years of practice, I’d be good at waking up by now. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.
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Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we’ve got.
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I work for a living, I don’t live for working.
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Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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I only make mental bets. And, coincidentally, I’ve lost my mind.
- Facebook REALLY needs a ‘No one cares’ button..
- People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who’d rather quit and go drink.
- If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it’s about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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Girl: I`m jealous. Boy: Don`t be jealous,baby.. Girl: Why? Boy: `Cause you have something that they don`t. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
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Just when you think you’ve finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
- You have two options, Be mine or make me yours see I am giving you two choices!!!
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“A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.” – Bill Cosby (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- The only reason nice guys finish last is because they’re holding the door for everyone else.
Funny Picture to Post:
Baby Body Builder! Post that on your FB wall and watch the comments roll in!
Funny Video to Post:
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