Baby Shark, Clark Kent’s Close Call, & Funny Statuses

Make your friends forget it’s Monday by posting these…

Funny Status Updates:

  • Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Hitting the LIKE button on your own Facebook status is like sending a text message to yourself then replying.
  • Recipes are like a dating service. They never end up looking like the picture.
  • I’m trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz
  • You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
  • Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I’m hungry. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • For Sale: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. Never read because wife already knows everything.
  • Big sunglasses are an ugly girl’s best friend.
  • Whenever teachers say ‘show your work’, just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they’re tired that night.
  • The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you feel productive when you’re really just lounging around.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I’m giving up on the silent treatment. Going to start talking to myself again.

Yesterdays Funny Status Updates…

Watch out for Baby Shark:

Just a Baby Shark

So darn cute!

Funny Video to Post:

That was a close call for Clark Kent! Post that on your FB wall and watch the reactions pour in.

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