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Daily Funny Status Updates for Facebook.

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Monkey Riding Dog, Cutest Kitten Ever, and Funny Statuses

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Make your Facebook friends laugh by posting these… Funny Status Updates for the Weekend: The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) A married man should forget his mistakes; There’s no use in two people remembering the […]

Funny Statuses + Police Dogs + Beer = Ruh Roh!

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Be a Facebook Celebrity by posting these… Funny Status Updates: Getting my cat to “LOL” is a lot harder than it looks on the internet. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) If you think your boss is stupid, remember; you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. Whenever I’m Facebook […]

Silly Status Updates & Best Baby Videos from Around the Web

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Be the funniest person on Facebook by posting our… Funny Statuses for Facebook: I would be unstoppable if I could just get started. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) When people ask if they can get me anything, I always ask for a jetpack. If you only speak one language you have […]

Flower Hat for Hamster, Crying Babies on Planes, and Funny Status Updates

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Happy Monday! Make your FB Friends laugh by posting these hilarious… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: What’s on your mind u ask? Well, Facebook.. I would tell u but you’re terrible at keeping secrets! (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them. […]

Make Monday Count by posting these funny statuses…

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Welcome back friends!  Hope you had a wonderful weekend.  Seems like we had a lot of people Addicted to Facebook in our quiz yesterday.  Continue your addiction by making your Facebook friends laugh by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit […]