Make your Facebook friends laugh by posting these…
Funny Status Updates for the Weekend:
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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
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A married man should forget his mistakes; There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Alex, I’ll take ‘Things Only I Know’ for $200
- Vegetarians and vegans spend entirely too much time trying to make vegetables taste like meat. You made your choice, now live with it hippie!
- Bed and Breakfast: two things the kids will never make for themselves.
- When I grow up, I want to spend 1/3 of my life sleeping, 1/3 staring at a computer in a tiny cubicle and 1/3 hating myself. (realistic kid)
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Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
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Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.
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Don’t believe everything you think.
- I love watching two girls meet each other. It’s easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.
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Dijon vu: the feeling you’ve had this mustard before.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor’s cute then forget the fruit!
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I have the same body I’ve always had. Adjusted for inflation, of course… (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
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Gambling is an excellent way of getting nothing for something.
Relationship Status: We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!
Monkey Riding Dog:
Post that on your Facebook Wall and watch the comments & likes pour in.
Cutest Kitten Ever:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4KVoEVcr0[/youtube]
How freaking adorable! Your Facebook friends will absolutely melt when you post that one.
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