Tennis Proposals, Stuffed Motorcycles, & Funny Statuses

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Fresh & Funny Status Updates:

  • Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If I’ve learned one thing from Facebook, it’s how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day facebooking.
  • It is impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap.
  • My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • You can’t spell “Schwarzenegger” without “google.”
  • A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.
  • I’ll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Mistakes are proof that you’re trying. And incompetent.
  • Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.
  • I reject your reality and substitute my own.
  • Wouldn’t it be funny if this #EndOfTheWorld talk was viral marketing for a Judgement Day video game. (VIA:@FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If guns kill people, do spoons make people fat?

Funny Picture to Post:

This is how I carry grocery bags.

Funny, that’s how I carry grocery bags.

Tennis Marriage Proposals:


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