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  • Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Every room I’m in is a panic room.
  • I’m not 40-something. I’m $39.95, plus shipping and handling.
  • The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off of it.
  • How can you give your word and also keep it?
  • Remember when using “protection” meant wearing your helmet?
  • The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die.
  • Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
  • The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve…
  • Dear internet, Please stop being so awesome. Sincerely, I need to sleep.
  • Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side 🙂
  • I wish there were a way to find hot singles in my area.
  • Who stopped payment on my reality check? (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  • Little known fact… NASA put a man on the moon with less computer memory than you use when taking a picture on your iPhone.

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Sleepy Cat is so SLEEPY:


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