15 Funny Status Updates that will get you LIKES!

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Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. Sorting out your Facebook friends list? Change the date of your birthday and anyone who wishes you happy birthday, delete! (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
  2. LIKE IF: your best friends like your Facebook status because they know the story behind it.
  3. Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying.
  4. Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day.
  5. Yea, I end a Facebook conversation by hitting the (LIKE) button on the last comment.
  6. Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?
  7. You want to know who the perfect man is? Mr. Coffee
  8. They should invent a snooze button that hits back. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  9. I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!
  10. Music Box: lıllı ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ıllı
  11. I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them.
  12. Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, “Who ordered the farts?” Then, fart.
  13. “All dressed up and nowhere to go.” – penguins
  14. Words. For when an emoticon just isn’t enough. (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
  15. Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late.

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