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Sorting out your Facebook friends list? Change the date of your birthday and anyone who wishes you happy birthday, delete! (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
LIKE IF: your best friends like your Facebook status because they know the story behind it.
- Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying.
- Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day.
- Yea, I end a Facebook conversation by hitting the (LIKE) button on the last comment.
- Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?
- You want to know who the perfect man is? Mr. Coffee
- They should invent a snooze button that hits back. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!
- Music Box: lıllı ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ıllı
- I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them.
- Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, “Who ordered the farts?” Then, fart.
- “All dressed up and nowhere to go.” – penguins
- Time travelers never have a good excuse for being late.
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